Hi Everyone...I am super crazy, probably like most of you! Illnesses, projects, snow.....and a challenge! My husband e-mailed me this Course Schedule...joke? Is he trying to tell me something? Hmmmm
Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Sun, January 22, 2012 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, Or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase-- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum .. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 9 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 10 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 11 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. |
I found this funny. Now what courses should women teach men?
5 comments:
Hmm. How about,
-How to admit your lost and stop to ask for directions instead of driving around aimlessly. Or maybe,
-How to admit you fell asleep. Falling asleep is not a character flaw, so just admit you fell asleep instead of saying that you were just breathing heavily but totally awake.
Or,
-Farting in the bathroom: A novel idea.
This is hilarious - must show my husband!
Surprised there isn't something about killing spiders on there ;) I love Tiffany's class suggestions too, and to her list I would add:
"If the gas light comes on but the car's computer tells you that you can still drive for 20 km til empty, does this mean you should keep driving or find a gas station as soon as possible? Discuss."
LOL! Let's see, Men to listen to directions and do it right the first time. Taking garbage out BEFORE the refuse is spilling out onto the floor.
OMG! So freakin' funny. My husband would be down with the thermostat thing. I don't bitch about the toilet seat but I do about plenty more things.
This is so funny! These "courses" are cracking me up! I absolutely like Tiffany's course idea with her "How to admit you fell asleep". My husband never admits he fell asleep. What's so bad with falling asleep?
May I add another one? "Is it possible to fall sick without being a baby? Open forum."
Jessie
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